For those about to ski...we salute you

I've been a little slack on the blog front of late. Like Russell Brand, I have issues, but mine aren't to do with having a dodgy barnet. Mine are technology related. Anyhow, I post this little number and say: "Mr Urban Skier, we salute you!"

Wayne Bridge's the Gap Between Premiership Footballers and Toddlers

Wayne Bridge petulantly knocks the ball out of Eboue's hand, gets a little slap round the back of the neck, has a bit of a knee trembler, spots that he's been spotted and like a small child throws himself to the ground a la my good self when I was about two. Class.